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Let’s not get real jobs so we can do the things we love?

“u know when carrie accidentally walked in on samantha when she was about to go down on that ups delivery guy in her office and then later carrie was judging her and samantha was like “don’t you dare judge me! I didn’t judge you when you were cheating on aiden with Big when he was married to that model girl!” and we, as the audience, were supposed to be like “good point, Sam.” 

It’s like… no you didn’t judge Carrie when she did that awful AWFUL thing because you’re a whore. You’re a whore who goes down on delivery men in the middle of their shift, in the middle of your office, in the middle of a work-day.”

‎”Don’t disrespect me while I’m looking at Rihanna!
Women are like SNL skits; most are awful, some are decent, and a few are really good, but then there’s the one…” -Quagmire

There’s a facebook page titled 

1 million “likes” and my dad quits drugs. Please help.

So far she only has 190,745 likes.

Kids at a funeral for their friends on SVU:
“Ragen was really pretty. People said we looked alike. I like that.”
“Jordan was like a brother to me. I can’t believe I’ll never play lacrosse with him again. Now we’ll never beat state.”

WHY DO THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW HATE OUR GENERATION?!

Do the unemployed go to happy hour?